Here are a few of my favorites:
In describing his 6th symphony, it says "Symphony No. 6, “Angsty,” for orchestra, cowbell, and OMFG scary hammer. Order of the movements may change without notice"
And a rewritten quote of Mahler's:
"I am thrice homeless, as a bohemian, as an Austrian, and all over the world, you guessed it right I am Jewish."
Hopefully you have a sense of humor. If you do, then head here. (thanks to Marc Geelhoed for the link)